a strange tale...

this is very strange,but this will be the only time that i will talk about my older sister... she is someone who i honestly have very few childhood memories,or it has been maybe the fact that she has done more damage to my family over the past 45+ years that i have scrubbed my part of those memories to get by with life... she claims to be a Christian,but honestly,to tell you the truth,i have my doubts in some respects of that... growing up with her was strange,because the most vivid memories of her that i have is the weekly fights that my brother would have with her,and i do not mean arguments,but i mean fisticuffs,and i used to call them,"the Saturday Night Fights",until one weekend,my brother started to get the upper hand,then my parents stepped in,and stopped them cold... my older sister is,like they say,"a weird duck",and i simply do not understand her at all... if you did not know the story of what happened,you would believe that she is a nice person,and many of her friends would say that... however,if you mention her to the family,you get various reactions,from indifference,to extreme anger,and to bewilderment,because she has burned so many bridges to the family,that when the last time i saw her,(re-rack it for you)she showed up uninvited,and tried to talk to me... well,that lasted about five minutes,folks... i told her honestly what the family felt about her,and that she had burned every bridge,and that no one wanted any part in seeing her,and then i asked her why she said what she said to me,because it was simply uncalled for and a total fallacy... after a lame apology,she tried to blame other people(her husband),denied that she had anything to do it,then i got angry,cursed at her,opened up my door,and said,angrily,"GET OUT",to her... finally,i have directions to have her arrested(and to put my name on the report,as a symbol),if she shows up at my wake,because i will have more respect for my family DEAD,that she has ever had in her entire life... she has burned that final bridge!!! final thing to say:i deeply want my family to have a PARTY(BURN DOWN THE PLACE!!!,if you get the meaning),when i pass on,because i want to be remembered as someone who wanted to have fun... simply,no tears there,but cry privately,if you must... note:dance an Irish jig for both my UNC and me,there,folks...